A little bit of this and that... And that...and a lot of this

onlylolgifs:

Man gets a hard-on at the worst possible moment

kawaiigod:

if i get rich my mom gettin paid first thing

(Source: zootedboy)

the-female-condition:

chosimbaone:

Force kids in school to read crappy, overrated books that are “the best books ever written” solely because they’re “classics” and then call those kids idiots because those aren’t the kind of books they like to read and sit back and wonder why we have a nation full of multiple generations worth of people who willfully and proudly refuse to read.

hello

abookblog:

bluestockingbookworm:

thebookwormbrittany:

bluestockingbookworm:

So a Texan tourist was stuck in a Waterstones, and he had to go to Twitter to get someone to let him out.

WHY DID HE WANT OUT?!

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*facepalm* I would have stayed there until they…

ruyijingu-bang:

fat-tanuki:

thugmissus:

sighruben:

lets face it, tampons are just a cheaper and more compact version of dildos

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I LOVE SHOVING DRY ITCHY COTTON UP MY VAGINA. IT FEELS SO GOOD. NEVERMIND THE FACT THAT IF I GET THE DIRECTION EVEN A LITTLE BIT WRONG IT FEELS LIKE I’M STABBING AT MY INSIDES. I GET OFF ON IT ALL THE TIME, EVEN WHEN I’M NOT ON MY PERIOD.

why is it that boys have no concept of how to pleasure the female body I swear to god

(Source: etferus)

joeyjoe69:

when your friends sibling is hot

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scandalousadventures:

This line in my textbook makes it almost worth the $160 I spent on it

scandalousadventures:

This line in my textbook makes it almost worth the $160 I spent on it